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Contact page for: www.sleepsoundlynow.co.uk
How to contact me:-
Philip Chave (sleepsoundlynow.co.uk)
The Orchard
Draycott Rd
Cheddar
Somerset
BS27 3RU
Someone took this sneakily while I was listening to a pre-launch recording of the insomnia cure CD. I do wake up occassionally to open the post or answer emails, so don't be afraid to get in touch. Thanks, Phil.
Thousands of people have something interesting to say about sleep and insomnia. I thought I might share with you some of the ones I found most amusing, or enlightening. Mostly I opted for funny because there aren't many positive alternatives to laughter. I know insomnia is a serious subject, I suffered with it myself for years before using the techniques I give you here, but all the same, I'm a laugh not cry kinda guy.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. W. C. Fields
Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia, so my bedtime is as soon as I start to feel the least bit sleepy. Cheyenne Jackson
For [my husband], getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. Phyllis Diller
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. Dale Carnegie
A well-spent day brings happy sleep. Leonardo da Vinci
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. Albert Camus
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows; when I woke up, my pillow was missing. Charles 'Chic' Murray
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. Virginia Woolf
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway. Rose Kennedy
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep. Thomas de Quincey
I never drink coffee at lunch, I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. W. C. Fields
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it. Helen Rowland
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. Thomas Dekker
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words ‘we need to talk about our relationship’ may help. Rita Rudner
I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know for certain I'm somebody else. Bob Dylan
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
A good night's sleep is always the best way to wake up and go to work. Chanel Iman
Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. Marian Wright Edelman
I don't sleep much. It takes me a long time to fall asleep. I'm a bit of an insomniac but, when I fall asleep, I don't ever want to wake up. Enrique Iglesias
I find it sad that by not talking about who I sleep with, that makes me mysterious. There was a time when I would have been called a gentleman. Kevin Spacey
Let the poets cry themselves to sleep, and all their tearful words will turn back into steam. Conor Oberst
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house; I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard Jr.
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. Luigi Pirandello
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. Clare Boothe Luce
When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails. James McAvoy
I certainly do not drink all the time, I have to sleep you know. W.C. Fields
I'm always without sleep. I've got two kids. I understand sleep deprivation on a profound level. Cate Blanchett
Trust your instincts: they tend to see you right. By listening to them, at least you can sleep at night. Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours. T. Boone Pickens
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan
Dream research is a wonderful field. All you do is sleep for a living. Stephen LaBerge
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. Author Unknown
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night. Steven Wright
When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. From the movie Fight Club
If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, he'd make a fortune. Griff Niblack
Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on; I’m going to have all my clothes made out of blankets. Mitch Hedberg
Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up. Ellen Goodman
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad; the good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody Allen
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. Irish Proverb
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. Leo J. Burke
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. Edgar Watson Howe
When they said to you at graduation “follow your dreams,” did anybody say you had to wake up first? Bill Cosby
There is one thing the whole world agrees on, nothing beats a good nights sleep. Phil Chave
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